A few years back an ex and I used to experiment with different toys on her. We were dirt poor so we used other things like toothbrushes etc. This one year my ex received a foot long candy cane at Christmas. So one night I unwrapped it and used this candy cane on her before having sex. Anyway my ex for some unknown reason wrapped it up and put it in the fridge ( maybe to use again. I never asked).
So a couple of days later we walked out into the lounge room to find my ex's friend, who was staying with us, eating this candy cane. We both cracked up laughing but we didn't have the heart to tell her. Just told her it was a private joke.
She ate half the candy cane.