"balcalis almanzar", that's definitely some magic word of some sort
good job to these people for trying to stop this man from commiting suicide
the teacher can't stop students like that
having people know it's my birthday is sometimes annoying
still wondering what causes his insomnia
maybe if i fake it then id still get the job
now the problem is finding the soulmate itself
feels good man
the picture has a point, almond milk sounds more appropriate than saying nut juice.
some people probably won't appreciate though, this double meaning meme.
they only attracted to it cause they wanna eat it
well i don't know what to do now
you'll look as ugly as this fellow
got tricked again! now you gotta share the cookies
it's the easiest qay to deal with life
well it does sound like it'll be a name of a font, so it's reasonable
music to my ears when someone says food.
how exactly does a mom find stuff so easily.
turns out they just always do anal, conflicted right now.
Big Dogs Snuggling Me - the best definition of BDSM
by seeing this picture, do you believe it now?
probably one of the most stupidest thing I've read in awhile
terrible thing to say but it'll be funny
pregnant woman = fetus inside human, hence pregnant woman swimming is = human submarine.
though this is exaggerated, there's some truth still. the internet can really influence people fast
boys may be boys
this is impossible cause no girl would first with me
it is in fact stroberry *ba dum tss*
this is just hilarious, lesson learned though, never drink too much especially if you know you're gonna blackout and your significant other really likes to prank
im still waiting for my present and it's already passed christmas