Cardi B's real name

"balcalis almanzar", that's definitely some magic word of some sort

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Happens every morning

sucks that i gotta deal with this

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Some good folks out there

good job to these people for trying to stop this man from commiting suicide

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Chase your dreams like this dog

gotta do it now

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Always gonna do dumb stuff

the teacher can't stop students like that

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This ain't really that sad for me

having people know it's my birthday is sometimes annoying

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This dude is damn creative for sure

pickup lime

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I have no clue as well

still wondering what causes his insomnia

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Job Interview

augustus 12 day(s) ago
Job Interview

maybe if i fake it then id still get the job

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Some advice in finding a soulmate

now the problem is finding the soulmate itself

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Who do you think wore it better

my vote is thw penguin

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Sometimes a

feels good man

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Nut Juice

augustus 17 day(s) ago
Nut Juice

the picture has a point, almond milk sounds more appropriate than saying nut juice.

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too much dark humor?

probably not dark enough

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This is really good if you think about it

some people probably won't appreciate though, this double meaning meme.

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Idiots be like

augustus 21 day(s) ago
Idiots be like

they only attracted to it cause they wanna eat it

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who dares kick my seat?

tryna watch the movie

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there's not much fish in the sea anymore

well i don't know what to do now

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When your joke has gone way too far

silly dad

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What I do for fun

just sleeping the whole day

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What meth really does to you

you'll look as ugly as this fellow

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Cookie monsters plot on the internet

got tricked again! now you gotta share the cookies

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Wanting to be drunk all the time

it's the easiest qay to deal with life

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Pathetic Hoomans

Cat Overlords

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Ariana Grande as a font style

well it does sound like it'll be a name of a font, so it's reasonable

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Did you say food?

music to my ears when someone says food.

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Mom VS me finding stuff

how exactly does a mom find stuff so easily.

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When you asked a person if they ever had anal sex

turns out they just always do anal, conflicted right now.

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Being into BDSM

augustus 41 day(s) ago
Being into BDSM

Big Dogs Snuggling Me - the best definition of BDSM

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Proof of Evolution

by seeing this picture, do you believe it now?

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I don't know what i just read

probably one of the most stupidest thing I've read in awhile

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Something you probably should refrain from saying if you're applying for work

terrible thing to say but it'll be funny

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This makes sense

pregnant woman = fetus inside human, hence pregnant woman swimming is = human submarine.

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What the internet could make people become

though this is exaggerated, there's some truth still. the internet can really influence people fast

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What you wish would happen if someone in your group is gay

boys may be boys

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How a girl flirts versus how i flirt back

this is impossible cause no girl would first with me

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What do you call a robbery done by a strawberry?

it is in fact stroberry *ba dum tss*

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Best boyfriend pranks ever

this is just hilarious, lesson learned though, never drink too much especially if you know you're gonna blackout and your significant other really likes to prank

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Concrete proof that Santa is real

im still waiting for my present and it's already passed christmas

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Alcohol For Fun

augustus 61 day(s) ago
Alcohol For Fun

this man speaks the truth

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