staying at home is better
gotta try to be an adult
what was i doing again?
taking a nap is so good
just take the damn compliment, stop denying that it's true.
annoying people, happens alot to me
now the person is gonna be stuck woth a crazy woman
still not allowed even though it's kinda reliable nowadays
they probably just forgot or wanted to be unique
probably relatable to most who commutes
he/she probably was thinking like "stop humping the floor, you can hump me instead"
such a tragic backstory, but at least they have each other now.
some life tips. it's gonna be hard but it'll be benefit in the end.
best use of the batman quote from the dark knight
always damn sleepy
boyfriendzone instead of the typical friendzone
yup, dad's just wants to protect their little girls
no need for that fancy cat bed, they'll pick the box anytime
probably doesn't turn out the way you'll think it'll be. or you're just lying to yourself
though it's probably the girl cheating.
that is a lot of twist. literally and figuratively.
some tomato-ey flavor will always remain if it was placed there to begin with.
it probably works wonders lol
well think again, this boy's pregnant now
on the bright side, at least your body is useful
probably needs more than 2 glasses