Tips for crossing the street

pretty simple to follow

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Every animal with fur

it makes sense, they all look kinda ugly if you shave all their fur away

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Best case and worst case scenario in driving

seems legit

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Adding that last part is pretty accurate

guess there will be a funeral

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My willy is gonna have pink eye

my willy gotta grow eyes first to have the pink eye

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At least he's trying

all men are probably low key perverts at the very least

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Valentine's Day Promo

free sounds good

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Cupids Job

leonidas 9 day(s) ago
Cupids Job

whatever emotions you're going through, blame it on cupid.

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When your job is turning out better than expected

now im interested in being a photographer

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Yo Mama

leonidas 12 day(s) ago
Yo Mama

these jokes have now evolved

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More Frames per second is better than higher resolutions

gaming

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This is so true

leonidas 16 day(s) ago
This is so true

I don't really know what to do if someone I know has a problem

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Puberty doing it right

from disorganized mess to neatly simplified, I like it.

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Army of kittens

leonidas 19 day(s) ago
Army of kittens

their goal is to take over the internet

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When your food's going bad

bad banana

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Copying Homeworks

so accurate

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Cat happy from dog boop

that cat's reaction is cute

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Netflix and chill

already says it all

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Heinz Jesus

leonidas 25 day(s) ago
Heinz Jesus

lettuce take a minute to appreciate this sign

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The only advantage of being color blind

you can solve a Rubik's cube with ease

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equivalent earth hours of 1 day in mercury

monday is definitely equal to that many hours

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Can't disturb your pet when it's sleeping on you

just gotta stay really still.

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Long distance relationship between cat's

this is just too sad, if only there were just abit more closer to each other.

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Girls when handling their problems

seriously, my girlfriend just kinda did something like this last night. they couldn't have just talked, it's annoying

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Don't mess with a duck

unless you want that dildo near you

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Bottling Up Emotions

it's basically a skill that'll make you explode eventually but in the meanwhile it's fine as long nothing happens much

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When you thought it's a weird phase but it still happens the older you get

we all have that kinda weird thing we do when we were young that we still do today

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Waiter coming with food that looks like your food but is not actually your food

I hate when this happens, getting my hopes up for nothing

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When you're retarded and try to post something in the internet

if you ever feel like posting, don't.

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Everytime there's a cop around

i did nothing wrong cops *acts nervously*

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Gotta be an extra good boy

hopefully good doggy gets some great treats afterwards

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Negotiations gone wrong

worst hitman ever

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probably shouldn't have messed with elmo

elmo is the man

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When someone shout out

well they better scatter and run

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Worst than the friendzone

this is just outright rejection, it's just sad.

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Holidays are over, gotta be prepared

work just sucks, alcohol makes it bearable.

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When your girlfriend is the one who makes fun of you

this is some serious burn

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Me almost everyday

I'm just very antisocial

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Having Money changes perspective on things

probably should just try to work for the goal

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When god made me

well shit, probably why my life sucks so much

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