The dad life

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The dad life

he deserves it

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Poor Aquaman

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Poor Aquaman

this is why people should stop littering

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Pretty stupid

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Pretty stupid

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Perfect description of parents

100% accurate

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Gender Pay Gap doesn't tell the whole story

this basically explains the essence of it

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lucas the spider

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Can't argue with food

food gives me too much satisfaction

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Lucky

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Lucky

peeing in the bed would've sucked

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Time travel

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Time travel

this is how it would go for sure

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When someone asks why I'm still single

pretty much, not intentionally though

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When you've been eating so much things that aren't good for your health

always thinking about this happening, probably gonna be hospitalized or dead when this actually happens

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Never do drugs

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Never do drugs

drugs ruins lives

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Instead of having a beer, have this cat

either or will help your day

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Don't know how it happened but I'm glad

ill just learn on the job

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When you make a grammatical error while arguing in the internet

you basically just screwed yourself over but if you're anonymous then it's fine, just leave it be and ignore it

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damn, look at that dog go.

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The way through a man's heart

that plot twist

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Touching a girl's hand

this is definitely how i'd react

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the only thing you need in breakfast

just a cup of coffee is good enough to get you through the morning

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When your girlfriend's crazy

stop acting cray cray

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Cat just wants a hug

should've just given him the hug, stupid human.

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How girls are when they getting ready

they will get ready enough... eventually

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That

shirt matching with the person's actions

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The right way to eat

gotta eat so much food they you get into a food coma

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How boxes reproduce

they look like they're having a good time

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Inconsiderate person, stealing a glass of milk

why drink milk that's not yours, so stupid

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Talking too strangers in the bathroom

too drunk? probably should just go home instead of talking to strangers

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Stupid Engineering

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Stupid Engineering

the 2nd train could definitely pass through, not.

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if you were just gonna post for a picture, should've just kept your phone on your purse

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he looks like he doesn't give a damn about the world

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Gotta listen to your dog sometimes

the dog did try warning you of possible danger, guess you'll just die

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A Nacho question

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A Nacho question

happy to know that we humans are 100% nachos

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Are you Koalafied?

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Are you Koalafied?

best pun I've seen so far

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Something to think about if you're grossed out about girl's periods

look at what your mom have went through

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This is what it means to be truly anti-social

that's alot of dedication for all those years. it just seems hassle

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Proof you can buy anything you want in amazon

i wonder what more weird things you can buy

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That moment when all your kids looks more like your wife

well i guess it's fine. the dad isn't that attractive anyways and now the kids have no soul cause they're gingers.

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What it actually means to pursue happiness

the journey itself is sometimes the happiness you were looking for

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This is something you could think up when you're high

the english language is just messed up, but it's better than most at least

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How to keep track of your pet tortoise or turtle

if you follow this method, you'll never have to lose your pet again.

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